November 3

Whither in Denial

The Cosmos:
{Chloe sets up her phone so she can send live feed from it sends it to Glen’s phone, walks over to the alcove and sticks her hand in the curtain and puts the lens of the camera up to a split in the curtain}
The Cosmos:
{Sang blinks when the video changes} Holy fuck!
The Cosmos:
{Taryn shakes her head} And now.. I just feel plain dirty.
The Universe:
{Edward arches a brow, quietly} Fuck.me.
The Universe:
{Glen blinks and almost drops his phone} Go, Lex. Damn.
The Universe:
{Damien smiles slowly} Oh.. he is a *bad* boy. And…. {arches a brow when after a few minutes Nix drops to her knees} Good girl.
The Universe:
{Edward’s eyes widen} Apparently, she is a *very* good girl.
The Universe:
{Glen rolls his eyes} He’s done.
The Universe:
{Edward looks at Taryn} And you have to see him at breakfast.
The Cosmos:
{Taryn sighs} Yeah.. I know. I hate my life.
The Cosmos:
{Sang grins} Holy fuck… she’s…. humming?
The Universe:
{Glen smiles at Sang} They don’t call ’em “humjobs” for nothin’.
The Cosmos:
{Sang looks at Glen like he’s nuts, then at Damien} Seriously?
The Cosmos:
{Taryn looks at Edward, softly} Is he fucking with us?
The Universe:
{Edward looks at Taryn} Um.. no. They are actually called that sometimes.
The Universe:
{Damien smiles, nods} But only when humming is actually involved. Otherwise, it’s just a good old fashioned blow job. Though, sometimes, a humjob actually consists of… the entire scrotum.
The Universe:
{Glen smiles, shakes his head} If you think that’s bad… do not ask them what a rimjob is.
The Cosmos:
{Sang smiles lasciviously at Damien} Oh…
The Cosmos:
{Sang looks at Glen then back at Damien questioningly}
The Universe:
{Damien smiles at Sang} I love that look.
The Cosmos:
{Taryn looks at Edward}
The Universe:
{Edward looks at Sang, arches a brow} No. No, no.
The Universe:
{Damien smiles broadly} A rimjob is basically licking the outer edges of the asshole.
The Universe:
{Edward sighs} Damn.
The Cosmos:
{Sang shudders and smiles, whispers softly} Why does that sound incredibly erotic?

The Cosmos:
{Taryn blinks} Oh.. ew. Glen!

The Universe:
{Glen bursts out laughing} Yeah. *My fault. I *warned* you guys.
The Cosmos:
{Sang whispers} Getting not giving.
The Universe:
{Damien arches a brow, quietly} This is why I love you.
The Cosmos:
{Hannah whispers to Glen} Virgins.
The Universe:
{Glen smiles at Hannah} Probably should tell ’em about “tossin’ the salad” while we’re at it.
The Universe:
{Edward looks at Glen} You are enjoying this *way* too much.
The Cosmos:
{Sang looks up at Damien her eyes huge in her face, smiles softly} Back at “cha. {looks at Glen, then at Damien} Um.. what’s he talking about?
The Cosmos:
{Taryn looks at Sang}No. Please.
The Universe:
{Edward sighs}
The Cosmos:
{Hannah bursts out laughing}
The Universe:
{Damien, his eyes on Sang} *That* would be tongue fucking someone’s ass.
The Cosmos:
{Taryn sighs} Why?
The Universe:
{Edward looks at Taryn} He’s totally encouraging them both. You realize that, right?
The Cosmos:
{Sang shivers violently, very softly} Have you ever…?
The Universe:
{Edward sighs, whispers} And we can’t walk out because we live here.
The Cosmos:
{Taryn nods} I think they’re doing this to fuck with us. {smiles wickedly} But we could make it uncomfortable for them.
The Universe:
{Damien smiles again, leans in and whispers in her ear} Yes, to all of the above.
The Universe:
{Edward looks at Taryn, smiles} No. We really couldn’t.
The Cosmos:
{Sang quietly} Show me? Please.
The Cosmos:
{Taryn nods} Yeah.. you’re right.
The Universe:
{Damien nods, quietly} I’ll show you anything you want, baby.
The Cosmos:
{Sang smiles, looks at him, whispering} Everything.
The Universe:
{Damien smiles} Then I’ll show you everything.
The Universe:
{Glen, who’s still watching the video, arches a brow when Alexei says what he does about wishing Nix hadn’t been turned, bursts out laughing} She doesn’t even realize he said that *after* she swallowed.
The Universe:
{Edward arches a brow, looks back at the video} Oh, seriously? She didn’t?
The Cosmos:
{Taryn looks at Edward, whispers} Why is that such a big thing?
The Universe:
{Glen laughs, shakes his head} No, she didn’t. {smiles at Sang} Rewind that bit where Alexei just proved that swallowing makes you marriage material.
The Universe:
{Edward looks at Taryn, whispers} It’s.. kind of a joke. Men usually say things like.. we should marry women who do that.
The Cosmos:
{Sang rewinds and hits play again, watching it} Oh.. let me get you a towel….
The Universe:
{Glen smiles at Sang} If *only* I could impersonate Donald Duck, we’d be golden.
The Cosmos:
{Sang smiles} My brother could do that shit. It was a riot.
The Universe:
{Damien laughs} Okay… yes.. the timing is fucking amazing, but there is *no* way Alexei meant it that way *or* said it because of that.
The Universe:
{Edward smiles at Damien} But convince *her* of that once someone lets her in on the joke.
The Universe:
{Damien smirks} Please. She’d be all “I know Alexei, he’d never mean it like *that*.” Guarantee it. Hell, as it is, she probably thinks she knows him better than anyone else in the castle.
The Universe:
{Edward nods} With everything he’s told her, she might actually be right.
The Cosmos:
{Sang smiles wickedly at Taryn} *I* swallowed.
The Universe:
{Damien looks at Edward} That’s a sobering thought. {smiles at Sang} Which makes *you* marriage material.
The Cosmos:
{Taryn nods} Yeah.. *blood*.
The Universe:
{Damien looks at Taryn, smiles} You think that’s the only thing I’m spilling when we’re alone?
The Cosmos:
{Sang smiles at Damien, Taryn looks at Damien} Shh..
The Universe:
{Damien smirks} Please. The first time we fucked was probably the fastest I’ve ever come in my *life*.
The Universe:
{Edward looks at Damien, arches a brow} That good.
The Universe:
{Damien nods solemnly} Totally.
The Cosmos:
{Sang smiles wickedly} I staked myself.
The Universe:
{Damien smiles} We had to go a few more rounds just so I could prove I had some stamina.
The Universe:
{Edward looks at Taryn} Ignore *everything* coming out of their mouths.
The Cosmos:
{Hannah laughs} On *his* wood.
The Cosmos:
{Taryn looks at Edward, softly} Remember what I said about not fucking with my memories?
The Universe:
{Damien smiles at Hannah} First virgin I’ve ever been with.
The Universe:
{Edward smiles, whispers} When you wake up in the morning, it’ll be like this whole conversation never happened.
The Cosmos:
{Hannah smiles at Damien} That good or that *tight*.
The Cosmos:
{Taryn softly} I think I love you.
The Cosmos:
{Sang looks at Damien, grins}
The Universe:
{Edward smiles, squeezes her hand}
The Universe:
{Damien smiles at Sang}

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Posted November 3, 2012 by The Universe in category "Fiction", "Vampires