April 27

In Between the Wrong and the Right – The Strippers Put on a Show

Girls: 
<Silver looks at Ava, leans in and whispers to her, Ava nods, stands as does Silver> If you’ll excuse us for a minute boys… we need to powder our noses.
Boys: 
<the boys look at Ava, Loch smiles> We’re not goin’ anywhere.
Girls: 
<Ava and Silver head off toward the back>
Boys: 
<the boys look at Aiden when Ava leaves with Silver, Loch arches a brow> *That’s* your ex?
Boys: 
<Aiden smiles, shakes his head> Yeah, I know.
Boys: 
<Conrad smiles> Wait til you see her dance.
Boys: 
<Samuel nods>
Girls: 
<Aubrey looks at Conrad> They’re gonna dance? *Here*?
Boys: 
<Conrad looks at Aubrey> Babe.. if there’s music.. *someone* will end up dancin’.
Boys: 
<Conrad smiles> Because sometimes, god actually does give guys like us a break.
Girls: 
<Aubrey laughs>
Girls: 
<Sangria smiles> I know the feeling.
Boys: 
<Conrad looks at Sang> What do you mean?
Girls: 
<Sangria shrugs> The need to dance if there’s music.

Boys: 
<Conrad laughs> Okay. I thought you were talking about god giving you a break.
Boys: 
<Loch shakes his head> You guys didn’t lie. I gotta give you that. Shit.. you didn’t even exaggerate.


Girls: 
<Sangria smiles at Conrad>
Boys: 
<Aiden smiles, looks at the others> So.. Conrad’s a bartender. Works at the Fall with the girls when he’s not runnin’ around breakin’ heads with us.
Boys: 
<Conrad nods> Best job on the planet. <smiles> Also the most sexually frustrating.
Boys: 
<Samuel smiles at Conrad> You love the misery.
Boys: 
<Conrad laughs> Yes. Yes, I do.
Girls: 
<Sangria smiles> He’s the one with the baseball bat? <looks at Conrad> So which one of ’em do you *want*?
Boys: 
<Conrad looks at Sang, smiles> Which *one*?
Boys: 
<Samuel laughs> Darlin’, tryin’ to choose *one* of these girls is damn near impossible.
Girls: 
<Sang smiles> But there has to be one he favors.
Boys: 
<Conrad shrugs> Ava’s my best friend. I went out with Silver before I found her on Aiden’s couch fuckin’ him. <looks at Bree> Um… <smiles, looks at Sang> One of the girls that works at the club is pretty hot. She’s got pig-tails and looks like she walked right out of one of my Hentai movies.
Boys: 
<Conrad grins> Heather intimidates me too much.
Boys: 
<Conrad looks at Heather, still grinning> All that overt, aggressive sexuality just oozing off her.
Girls: 
<Heather looks at Conrad and blows him a kiss> Love you too baby boy.
Boys: 
<Conrad smiles, looks at Aiden> I brought Alice.
Boys: 
<Aiden looks at Conrad, laughs> Oh, god, *yes*!
Girls: 
<Taryn looks at Conrad> Who’s Alice?
Boys: 
<Conrad looks at Taryn, smiles> You ready to have your childhood raped?
Girls: 
<Taryn blinks> Uh.. <looks at David>
Boys: 
<David smiles at Taryn, looks at Conrad> *Yes*.
Boys: 
<Conrad laughs> Alice in Wonderland. <smiles wickedly> The 70’s pornographic *musical*.
Girls: 
<Sangria laughs> Oh.. You have got to be kidding me.
Boys: 
<Conrad laughs when Sang does> Swear to god. And I’ve got the video to prove it.
Boys: 
<the boys laugh>
Girls: 
<Aubrey grins> Okay.. where’re we watching it?
Boys: 
<Conrad looks at Aubrey> Um…
Girls: 
<Saige looks at Sang, at the same time> Renee’s theater.
Boys: 
<the boys look at Sang and Saige, Samuel and Conrad look at Aiden, Aiden shrugs> Why not?
Boys: 
<Tristan laughs> Wait… Ren and Akhiro are kinda into something right now.
Boys: 
<Tristan smiles> I think he’s demonstrating some of the Japanese rope bondage for her.
Girls: 
<Sangria looks at Tristan> I didn’t mean *now* and if they’re doing *that* then they’re at your place.
Boys: 
<Tristan looks at Sang> You don’t think rope is portable?
Girls: 
<Sangria smiles> The rope is.. the pulleys aren’t
Boys: 
<Tristan shakes his head> Pulleys aren’t necessary, babe. They’re only necessary for suspension and that’s not a huge part of it for him.
Boys: 
<Loch looks at Tristan> What the fuck goes on at your house, man?
Boys: 
<Van looks at Tristan> Interrupt them.
Boys: 
<Tristan smiles at Loch> If you only knew. <looks at Van> You want me to interrupt Ren and Akhiro’s foray into rope bondage.
Boys: 
<Van smiles> Yes. Trust me. It’ll be worth it.
Girls: 
<Dirrty comes through the loud speakers>
Boys: 
<Tristan thinks about it for a second, smiles> All right. I’ll be right back. <gets up and goes outside to call Akhiro, repeatedly until he answers>
Boys: 
<the boys look toward the stage, Aiden, Samuel and Rad exchange a knowing look>
Girls: 
<Silver takes the stage and begins her routine>
Boys: 
<Conrad looks at the boys, smiles> Now you know why we’re single. Because we couldn’t get on *that* if we had girlfriends.
Boys: 
<Brennan, quietly> Shit.
Girls: 
<Silver’s body moves like a snake over the stage, keeping perfect time with the music>
Girls: 
<Heather smiles and Bree seat dances>
Boys: 
<Loch looks at Sang> I love you.
Girls: 
<Sangria smiles> I love you too, <whispers, grinning playfully> That snake in your pants better be cuz I’m sitting in your lap.
Boys: 
<Loch smiles> Oh. *Totally*.
Boys: 
<Van takes a sip of his beer watching>
Boys: 
<Aiden lights a cigarette, looks over at Bree>
Girls: 
<the only time Silver’s body isn’t undulating is when she’s popping her ass>
Girls: 
<the music flows seamlessly into “Not Myself Tonight” as Silver leaves the stage and Ava flows like liquid onto it>
Boys: 
<Conrad smiles watching Ava> I *love* my job.
Boys: 
<Tristan walks back inside, putting his phone away, looks over at the stage as he walks toward the table> *She’s* gonna be at the Rock Friday night, right?
Boys: 
<Loch looks at Aiden> Is she?
Boys: 
<Aiden looks at the boys, arches a brow> Um.. fuck if I know. I’m not their pimp, Christ.
Girls: 
<Ava moves over the stage making full use of the pole and chair as she dances her body moving fluidly, her actions slow and smooth>
Boys: 
<Van looks at Ethan and Brennan, mouths “Damn”>
Boys: 
<Ethan and Brennan nods>
Girls: 
<Sangria whispers> Shit I wish I moved like that.
Boys: 
<Loch watches Ava, whispers back> Me, too.
Girls: 
<Aubrey softly> Girl, I didn’t know the human body could.
Girls: 
<Sangria elbows Loch>
Boys: 
<David watches Ava, whispers to Taryn> And that’s the one you remind Aiden and Samuel of.
Boys: 
<Loch coughs, looks at Sang> What?
Girls: 
<Taryn’s eyes fixed on the stage staring> They lie.
Boys: 
<David smiles> They haven’t lied yet.
Boys: 
<Tristan resumes his seat, watching the stage>
Girls: 
<Ava’s song gives way to “bad girl” And Heather and Kendra get up and do their thing right there in the audience>
Boys: 
<Tristan smiles watching> Yanno.. we should invite them to band practice with Aiden, Conrad and Samuel. I mean… they *are* visiting.
Girls: 
<Heather moving with a lot of hip, Kendra steps up onto the table and goes all out for the boys>
Boys: 
<Van looks at Tristan> I’ll issue the invite.
Girls: 
<the stage goes completely dark, Bree has disappeared, slipping away while the others were watching Heater and Kendra, a song comes on sounding very old school, heavy on the sax and trumpet, a woman stands on stage dressed in a blue sequined dress, matching gloves, and an old fashioned microphone, actually sings while she peels off the gloves>
Boys: 
<the boys look back at the stage, Aiden arches a brow, to Samuel and Conrad> This is new.
Boys: 
<Conrad drops his cigarette>
Boys: 
<Samuel smiles slowly, to Aiden> Remind me why me and her split again.
Boys: 
<Van looks at Samuel> Because you were drunk at the time?
Boys: 
<Samuel nods to Van> We’ll go with that.


Girls: 
Come here, big boy
Ah, mm, yeah
You’ve been a bad, bad boy
I’m gonna take my time, so enjoy

Girls: 
There’s no need to feel no shame
Relax, and sip upon my champagne
‘Cause I wanna give you a little taste
Of the sugar below my waist, you nasty boy

Boys: 
<the boys hit their cigarettes hard>
Boys: 
<Aiden, quietly to Samuel> Remind me why me and her never got together.
Boys: 
<Samuel smiles> Because you were drunker than I was.
Boys: 
<Akhiro walks in with Ren, in a slightly less than good mood, stops halfway to the table and looks over at the stage>
Girls: 
<looks at each of the boys as she sings, locking eyes with each one as she delivers the lines, looks at Tristan when she sings>
I’ll give you some oh-la-la
Voulez vous coucher avec moi?
I got you breaking into a sweat
Got you hot, bothered, and wet
You nasty boy

Girls: 
<Renee blinks> Holy shit.
Boys: 
<Tristan smiles, to Sang> Kind of wishing *I* had panties to throw at the stage.
Boys: 
<Akhiro looks at Ren, heads over to the table, looks at Tristan> You’re forgiven.
Girls: 
<Bree moves away from the microphone and peels off the dress, revealing a leather teddy >
Boys: 
<the boys look at Akhiro, Tristan and Sang, Conrad> *Shhhh*.
Girls: 
Nasty naughty boy
Oh baby for all it’s worth
I swear I’ll be the first to blow your mind
Now if you’re ready, come and get me
I’ll give you that hot, sweet, sexy loving (loving)

Girls: 
Hush now, don’t say a word
I’m gonna give you what you deserve
Now you better give me a little taste
Put your icing on my cake
You nasty boy

Boys: 
<David, quietly> Oh.my.god.
Girls: 
<Bree walks off the stage her voice carrying through the room as if she were still using the mic walks over to Akhiro>
Girls: 
Oh no, oh there I go again
I need a spanking, ’cause I’ve been bad
So let my body do the talkin’
I’ll slip you that hot, sweet, sexy loving
Ohh ha!
Come on daddy!
Ohh ohh, ohh ohh oh yeah
Oh yeaah oh, come on, sugar

Boys: 
<Akhiro looks at Bree, watches her>
Boys: 
<Aiden, quietly to Samuel and Conrad> I wanna hit that like a freight train.
Boys: 
<Samuel and Conrad nod in agreement>
Girls: 
<Bree walks over to Tristan, and swirls her hips around close to him, locks her eyes on his>
Boys: 
<Samuel, quietly to Sang> He’s gonna bang the brakes off that shit.
Girls: 
I got you breaking into a sweat
Got you hot, bothered, and wet
You nasty boy
Nasty naughty boy
Naughty boy

Girls: 
Oh baby for all it’s worth
I swear I’ll be the first to blow your mind
Now that you’re ready, give it to me
Just give me that hot, sweet, sexy loving

Boys: 
<Tristan smiles slowly>
Girls: 
<Bree smiles back, turns and walks back to the stage, still singing>
Now give me a little spanking
Ohh, ohh, is that all you’ve got?
Come on now, don’t play with me
Oh give me that hot, sweet, nasty

Girls: 
Boy don’t you make me wait
Now you better give me a little taste
Put your icing on my cake
You nasty boy

Girls: 
<Sangria nods to Samuel> Might even spank her.
Boys: 
<Tristan watches her go, Aiden looks at him> *When* you hit that, you hit that twice as hard for the rest of us.
Girls: 
<Lady Marmalade comes on and all five of the girls go in to that routine right where they are>
Boys: 
<Tristan takes a deep breath> Hell, yes, I will.
Girls: 
<Taryn softly> Wow.
Girls: 
<Each girl moving in their own style each taking on the persona of one of the girls>
Boys: 
<the boys nod in agreement with Taryn>
Boys: 
<Akhiro looks at the others at the table> Not bad.
Girls: 
<Sangria softly> I may never dance again.
Boys: 
<Loch looks at Sang> Watch your mouth.
Girls: 
<Aubrey shakes her head> Fuck that.. I’m gonna learn to dance like *that*.
Boys: 
<Brennan looks at Aubrey> *Thank* you.
Boys: 
<Brennan looks back at the stage> And we will put a stripper pole in the bedroom.
Boys: 
<Aiden looks at Aubrey> Ava gives lessons.
Boys: 
<Tristan sits back down>
Girls: 
<They girls climb on tables near them as they dance and actually sing the parts>
Girls: 
<Renee quietly to Akhiro> They’ve turned it in to a burlesque club. <smiles>

Girls: 
<Aubrey nods, looks at Sang> We’re hiring her.
Boys: 
<Akhiro looks at Ren> They’ve got talent. I’ll give them that.
Girls: 
<Sang nods>
Boys: 
<Aiden looks at Samuel> Guess we’re gonna be in town a few days longer than I planned.
Boys: 
<Samuel smiles> I’m strangely okay with that.
Girls: 
<When the song ends the girls come back to the table drop into the laps or chairs they vacated, except Bree who’s getting redressed>

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Posted April 27, 2012 by The Universe in category "Fiction", "Solitude