April 26

Gotta Meet the Hottie With the Million Dollar Body – Van and Saige Meet Seth in D.C.

The Boys: {Van walks up to the club with Saige and hangs back away from the line that wraps halfway around the blod}
The Boys: {Van looks at her} You’re going to love this.
The Boys: {they can hear the beat of the music through the walls and the open door when people go inside, Van’s wearing his pvc pants}

Saige: {Saige looks at the line, shakes her head} *That* is a long line. {smiles} You look great tonight. {her eyes traveling over his body}
The Boys: {Van smiles at Saige} Don’t worry. We won’t be in it. {watches her look him over, smiles again} It’ll pass?
Saige: {Saige smiles} Pass and surpass. I’m gonna have to beat the women off you.
The Boys: {the highway is above and behind them and they’re standing on a side street under the overpass}
The Boys: {Van nods} I’m not going to lie. I occasionally have a good night.
Saige: {Saige smiles} t’s cool. I’m capable.
The Boys: {Van smiles} Yes, you are.
The Boys: {women in the line are dressed scantily and there’s latex, leather, chains and collars as far as the eye can see}
The Boys: {and a *lot* of latex and pvc corsets}
Saige: {Saige wears a black leather corset with red laces on the sides, there are studs on the leather and a red leather mini skirt with black laces up the side, that barely covers her ass, her shoes are 6 3/4 inch with a 2 inch platform boots that comes to just above her knees, her make up is dark, and her hair is down, hanging in soft curls around her ass, on her wrist is a pair of hand cuffs, at her throat is the key}
The Boys: {Van looks at her, smiles} For the record, *this* is not a sex club.
Saige: {Saige smiles} All right. I didn’t know what to dress for {grins} but I figured this was good.
The Boys: {A tall guy with medium length shaggy dishwater blond hair walks up to them wearing a dark leather duster over a white tank top and a pair of faded jeans that hug his lower body very nicely, accentuating his somewhat impressive “pulse”, he wears a pair of heavy black boots with silver toe plates and chains, smiles seeing Van and Saige, stops, spreads his arms and smiles more broadly} What up, then?
The Boys: {Van nods, looks over at Seth, who Saige would recognize from the videos, laughs} What up?
The Boys: {Van meets Seth halfway and they do the guy hug thing, when they pull apart, Seth looks Saige over, still smiling} FUck me.
The Boys: {Seth, to Van, his eyes still on Saige} You didn’t tell me they grew them like *this* back home.

Saige: {Saige looks over and blinks, smiles and looks *him* over, smiles} No.
The Boys: {Seth laughs} That’s what they all say.
The Boys: {Van smiles} Seth.. this is Saige. Saige.. Seth.
The Boys: {Seth flashes her a dangerously charming smile} It’s nice to meet *you*.
Saige: {Saige smiles} Yeah? But I mean it. {grins} Nice to meet you Seth.
The Boys: {Seth nods, looks at the line} Sucks to be these people. {looks at Van} You ready?
The Boys: {Van smiles} Where’s Amber?
The Boys: {Seth shakes his head} Boyfriend trouble. She found out the fucker was riding his costars bareback when the cameras were off.
The Boys: {Seth shrugs} Kicked him out. Now she’s all in a tizzy over AIDS tests, shit like that. You know how it is.
The Boys: {Van arches a brow} Shit.
Saige: {Saige listens}
The Boys: {Seth nods} Tell me about it. Dumbass.
The Boys: {Seth looks at Van} Suffice it to say.. she won’t be coming tonight. In any way, shape or form.
Saige: {Saige looks at the people in line her eyes scanning the crowd}
The Boys: {Van nods} And I guess we’re going through the usual round of precautionary testing?
The Boys: {Seth nods} Yeah. Pain in the ass is what it is, but whatever. Can’t do shit about it *now*. {smiles} Come on. Let’s go inside.
The Boys: {Seth looks at Saige} And we’re not leavin’ until we’re stumblin’.
Saige: {Saige smiles} So we’re gonna be here all night?
The Boys: {Seth smiles at Saige} Oooh. Big words. {nods} Yeah. Probably.
Saige: {Saige arches a brow} I learned to drink with the boys.
The Boys: {Seth smiles} Yeah? You’re not with “boys” tonight.
Saige: {Saige looks them over again, her eyes lingering in certain places on both of them} I can see that, babe.
The Boys: {Seth nods} Then I’m doing something right with the wardrobe.
Saige: {Saige smiles at Van} Sangria should get her hands on him.
The Boys: {Van smiles, follows Seth to the front doors, his hand in Saige’s} How’s the ex wife?
The Boys: {Seth shakes his head} Still the ex. Last time I hook up with a virgin, I’ll tell ya that much. {stops at the door where the bouncer holds out his hand} Hand it over, Seth.
The Boys: {Seth smiles} What?
The Boys: {The bouncer shakes his head} You know the rules. You bring it every week and every week you don’t need it.
The Boys: {Seth shrugs} We live in the murder capital of the nation. Whaddya want? {pulls his gun out from under his coat and hands it over, smiles} The week I leave it home is the week I’m gonna wish I had it.
The Boys: {The bouncer smiles} Pick it up on your way out. {nods to Van} Nice to see you again, Van.
The Boys: {Van smiles} You, too, Eddie. How’s it going?
The Boys: {Eddie shrugs} It’s going. {smiles} She legal?
The Boys: {Van smiles more broadly} Since when does it matter?
Saige: {Saige looks at Eddie, smiles} Depends on your definition of legal.
The Boys: {Eddie laughs} You got me there. {pulls the rope aside and lets them go in}
Saige: {Saige crosses the ropes}
The Boys: {Seth and Van walk in behind her, inside the club is dark with black lights, spot lights dancing around the dance floor, the music is insanely loud and you can feel the beat through your body, the bar is on the far right wall}
The Boys: {women line the walls standing in alcoves, dressed in BDSM style clothing, chained in place by chokers around their neck and undulating in time to the beat, wall to wall bodies undulate on the floor, tables are scattered around, there’s a stream of couples in and out of the bathroom}
The Boys: {Seth walks past them without even looking at them, scanning the crowd as he goes, smiles}
Saige: {Saige looks around} Wow.
The Boys: {the whole club is done in shades of blue and black, Van looks at Saige, smiles} It’s a sex *themed* club.
Saige: {Saige smiles} I noticed. It’s cool.
The Boys: {Seth stop and turns to them, taking off his duster and baring his broad, muscled shoulders} Give me your coats. I’ll get ’em checked in.
Saige: {Saige shrugs out of her leather trench, revealing her outfit}
The Boys: {the only jewelry Seth wears is a single diamond stud in his left ear, the match being in his estranged wife’s right, takes their coats when Van takes off his and hands them over, Van and Seth look Saige over, Seth smiles} Not bad for a small town girl.
The Boys: {Van smiles at Saige} She’s the hottest girl in our small town.

Saige: {Saige smiles sexily} Thanks, babe. {looks at Seth} Though some think my twin’s just as hot.
The Boys: {Seth arches a brow} Twin? Nice. {looks at Van for confirmation to both statements}
The Boys: {Van smiles} She *is* pretty hot, actually. But she’s a little.. naive.
The Boys: {Seth nods} Right. So.. that one’s off the list. {smiles again}
Saige: {Saige smiles} A little? Really?
The Boys: {Van looks at Saige, laughs} I’m trying to be nice.
Saige: {Saige looks at Seth} She thought bondage was fiction.
The Boys: {Seth arches a brow}
The Boys: {Van nods} *After* reading all the beauty books.
The Boys: {Seth laughs} Wow. Even the ex wasn’t *that* naive.
Saige: {Saige nods} However, *she* is *not* a virgin.
The Boys: {Seth smiles} Which somehow just makes it that much more depressing.
Saige: {Saige laughs} Her boyfriend is “showing her the ropes.”
The Boys: {Seth laughs} Nice. {nods} Gotta do our part to educate the women of the world, right? {smiles} I mean, a virgin or even girls that *should* be are just a waste of good pussy.
The Boys: {Van shakes his head} Seth.. {smiles} Your misogyny is showing.
The Boys: {Seth smiles at Van} Damn.
The Boys: {Seth smiles again, adjusts himself} There. How’s that?
The Boys: {Van laughs} Yeah, no. Doesn’t help.
Saige: {Saige smiles and shakes her head}
The Boys: {Seth smiles} I’ll meet you at the bar. {heads over to the coat check girl}
The Boys: {Van watches him go, smiles at Saige and heads to the bar with her} And that’s who I work with.
Saige: {Saige smiles} He doesn’t seem so bad.
The Boys: {Van looks at her} Yeah, well. He’s very “out there” about what we do. Especially after what happened with the ex.
Saige: {Saige looks at him} What happened?
The Boys: {Van smiles} She was a virgin and he got all caught up in that. Didn’t tell her what he did for a living. She found out a year into the marriage and left him.
Saige: {Saige blinks} Oh.. wow. ouch.
The Boys: {Van shrugs} They got married pretty quick though. Like.. two days after they met.
Saige: {Saige shakes her head} Damn.
The Boys: {Van smiles} Can you say “incompatible”? {nods} Thing is.. he had every intention of being with her for life. He was taking the marriage thing *very* seriously, but he had to pay the bills, yanno? Didn’t have any money set aside so he could take off from it and figure something else out.
The Boys: {Van looks at her} He’s been doing it a bit longer than I have. I’ve learned from some of his mistakes.
Saige: {Saige nods} So what’s she doing now?
The Boys: {Van shrugs} I don’t know. I know they’re still in touch. It’s like they need that weekly fight or something. She’ll probably call him at least once tonight about *something*. It’s like she’s got a sixth sense for when he’s out clubbing.
The Boys: {Van looks at her} They’ve only been divorced a couple of months.
Saige: {Saige smiles} He should let me answer.
The Boys: {Van smiles} It’ll never happen. One… he doesn’t let women answer his phone. Two.. I think he likes it.
Saige: {Saige smiles} Better to fight then not talk at all?
The Boys: {Van nods} Exactly.
Saige: {Saige nods} I can understand that.
The Boys: {Van smiles} And he’ll fucking fight, too. And not always fairly.
Saige: {Saige shakes her head} Oh.. that’s not good.
The Boys: {Van nods} And she’s a single woman living alone in D.C. He doesn’t think *that’s* good.
Saige: {Saige nods} I’ve heard stories.
The Boys: {Van smiles} It’s not like New York, but it can get pretty bad.
The Boys: {Van walks up to the bar with her} What are you having?
Saige: {Saige smiles} Liquid cocaine?
The Boys: {Van smiles, nods, signals the bartender who’s a tiny little thing barely over five feet}
The Boys: {the bartender comes over, smiles at Van} Hey, honey. Seth with you?
The Boys: {Van smiles, nods} Of course.
The Boys: {The bartender laughs} Of course. The usual?
Saige: {Saige watches quietly}
The Boys: {Van nods} Yeah. And a Liquid Cocaine for my girlfriend.
Saige: {Saige smiles}
The Boys: {the bartender blinks, laughs} Girlfriend? {smiles at Saige} Welcome to the club, honey. I’ll fix you right up.
Saige: {Saige smiles} Thanks. But I think the club’s gonna be disbanded.
The Boys: {the bartender laughs} Oh, I didn’t mean that club. I meant *the* club.
The Boys: {Van smiles at Saige} She’s talking about the actual club we’re standing in.
The Boys: {the bartender goes off to fill the order}
Saige: {Saige blinks} Oh.. {shakes her head}
The Boys: {Van smiles} *Not* an ex of mine, but she did work with us a couple of times until she got knocked up and had a kid.
The Boys: {Van shrugs} Now she does this.
Saige: {Saige looks at him, smiles} It’s hard to tell. {grins} you have so *many*.
The Boys: {Van laughs} Yeah, well… most of the “many” are actually co-workers.
Saige: {Saige smiles} Right. Okay then. {shrugs} Still hard to tell.
The Boys: {Van smiles} You’re the only one that matters.
The Boys: {Seth walks back over as Mariah brings back a bottle of Petron, a bottle of Tanqueray, the Liquid Cocaine and three shot glasses, smiles seeing Seth} Yes, I started you a tab.
The Boys: {Seth smiles} Good girl.
Saige: {Saige looks up at Van, beams at him} I know.
The Boys: {Van smiles again, leans in and kisses her}
Saige: {Saige kisses him back, still smiling}
The Boys: {Seth grabs the bottle, nudges Van} Get the glasses. I spotted us a table.
The Boys: {Van breaks the kiss, still smiling, grabs the glasses, to Seth} So.. what’s Amy doing now, anyway?
The Boys: {Seth shrugs} Librarian. {looks at Saige and Van} And I don’t wanna hear a fucking *word* about that.
The Boys: {Van arches a brow, laughs} Librarian? Holy shit, Seth. What the hell were you thinking?
The Boys: {Seth shrugs} I wasn’t. {heads over to the table}
Saige: {Saige smiles} at least not with the heat on top of his neck.
The Boys: {Van smiles at Saige} Check this out.. she had a twin that worked with us. He found her at a strip club that’s closed down since. That’s how he met her incredibly… virginal.. sister.
Saige: {Saige shakes her head} Wow.. and he’s still got it for her.
The Boys: {Van smiles, nods} Yeah. Problem is, he’s also got it for this girl Simone he’s seeing who’s also in porn.
Saige: {Saige shakes her head, smiles} Fuck. So monogamy isn’t his thing?
The Boys: {Van shrugs} I don’t know. He and Simone grew up together, got into the business together. Hard to walk away from a bond like that.
The Boys: {Van starts toward the table after she picks up her drink} I think he and Amy wanted each other to be something they weren’t.
Saige: {Saige grabs her drinks and goes with Van} I can see why it would be hard.
The Boys: {Van smiles} If Aubrey *did* get a job stripping out here, I’d be hard pressed not to take him by and watch her work.
The Boys: {Seth sits down, puts his phone and the bottles on the table, watches the crowd}
Saige: {Saige smiles} You could always have him down to see the band.
The Boys: {Van shakes his head} Are you kidding? I’d be outted in *seconds*. And Sang.. holy hell.. she’d have his ass a few seconds later.
Saige: {Saige shrugs} Okay. though I don’t think she’s gonna be applying for anymore stripping jobs after that smack David gave her.
The Boys: {Van laughs} Seriously.
Saige: {Saige smiles when he laughs} Does he know I know about what you do?
The Boys: {Van smiles} He doesn’t *care* if you know. And I wouldn’t have you around him if you didn’t *because* he’s so open with it.
Saige: {Saige nods} All right.
Saige: {Saige looks at him} So no teasing the animals?
The Boys: {Van smiles} Not if you don’t want to end up on the wrong end of the dungeon with *two* of us to contend with.
Saige: {Saige smiles and tilts her head thinking about it}
The Boys: { Van smiles wickedly, walks over and takes a seat, passing Seth a shot glass}
The Boys: {Seth takes the glass and fill it with Petron, passes the bottle to Van and slams it}
The Boys: {Van fills the other two glasses, pushes Saige’s to the empty seat between them, slams his shot}
Saige: {Saige takes the seat and sits her drink down picking up the shot, slams it and takes a drink of the Liquid Cocaine} Nice.
The Boys: {Van smiles, nods, pours another round}
The Boys: {Seth looks at Saige, smiles} We’re doin’ shots til we drop.
The Boys: {Van looks at Seth} Unless… she decides she wants to see the dungeon later.
The Boys: {Seth looks at Van, arches a brow, smiles} The dungeon? Seriously? {looks at Saige} Rule number one.. if you’re going to the dungeon, you’re *not* going drunk or otherwise under the influence.
The Boys: {Van nods, slams his shot} And that applies to all of us.
Saige: {Saige brings the shot to her lips, arches a brow, does the shot}
The Boys: {Seth smiles} While I’m all about women losing their inhibitions, I’m *not* about them being so numb they can’t feel their own limits.
The Boys: {Van nods} Or puking behind the gags.
The Boys: {Seth nods to Van} And then there’s that.
Saige: {Saige shakes her head} I’ve never been so drunk I’ve puked.


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Posted April 26, 2012 by The Universe in category "Fiction", "Solitude