April 27

Cheater’s Ball – Post Show Part 1

Girls: 
<Bree bows with the band and when the curtain drops, looks at The boys> Holy fuck!
Boys: 
<Tristan looks at the others> So.. basically that whole show was just one giant “fuck you”. Right?
Boys: 
<Loch smiles at Bree, looks at Tristan> Basically, yeah.
Girls: 
<Bree shakes her head rapidly, flinging her hair to get it off her neck>
Boys: 
<Tristan laughs> Holy *shit*. That was *the* most.. epic.. and.. beautiful.. “fuck you” in the history of “fuck you’s”.
Boys: 
<David shakes his head, looks at the others> The audience has officially gone ballistic.
Boys: 
<Ethan smiles at Loch> That.. was perfect.
Boys: 
<Loch shrugs> Yeah, I thought we struck a good balance there.
Boys: 
<Akhiro laughs> And suddenly, he’s humble.


Girls: 
<Bree smiles> It was fuckin’ incredible.
Boys: 
<David shakes his head> And my fuckin’ ears are ringin’.
Girls: 
<Bree nods> Yeah.. mine too and <looks at Loch> I’m gonna have to get somethin’ other than leather to wear up there. or at least somethin’ with some ventilation.
Boys: 
<Tristan shakes his head> I don’t think we can get any better. <looks at them> I think we’ve finally found our groove.
Boys: 
<Loch nods to Bree>
Boys: 
<Ethan smiles at Bree> What? You don’t want to run around in your underwear like David?
Girls: 
<Bree looks at Tristan> Did you see them.. holy shit.. they loved you guys. <looks at Ethan> I was threatening a thong and pasties.
Boys: 
<Ethan laughs> Which would be *awesome*… *if* we were all single and you weren’t distracting enough as it is.
Boys: 
<Loch smiles at Bree> We want panties thrown at the stage, we don’t want to have to hire bodyguards to keep all the horny drunk men away from you.
Boys: 
<David laughs> Yeah. The horny *sober* men are okay.
Girls: 
<Bree laughs> babe.. I’d get arrested. <Grins> Why do you think Samuel carries a gun.
Boys: 
<Loch smiles> Babe.. I don’t blame him. I probably would too in his position.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> Nuh un.. you’d never let me outta bed. you’d get me one of those mics with the headset and just wheel the bed on stage.
Boys: 
<David shakes his head, walks over and picks up his clothes> I *need* a shower. And a pitcher. And I’m thinkin’ I might go stand outside in the fuckin’ cold for a few minutes. *And*.. I *need* to fuck my wife. Because this shit gets me horny as fuck.
Boys: 
<Loch laughs> If I did that, I’d have to share you with everyone.
Boys: 
<Tristan smiles at Bree> Shit. He barely lets Saige out of bed.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles and looks at David> In that order?
Boys: 
<Loch pulls out his cigarettes, lights one, shakes his head> Not true. We *both* spent a lot of time writing this past week.
Girls: 
<Bree looks at Tristan, grins> I noticed.
Boys: 
<David smiles at Bree> Not exactly, no.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> SO what’re you waitin’ on.
Boys: 
<Tristan looks at Loch> I still can’t believe you two are an honest to god couple. That blows my fucking mind.
Boys: 
<David laughs> I’m still tryin’ to figure out the order.
Boys: 
<Akhiro smiles at David> Take Taryn out back, fuck her in the cold in the alley then head upstairs, fuck her in Loch’s shower, *then* come get your beer.
Girls: 
<Bree laughs> Shower, drag her with you. then pitcher then cold.

Boys: 
<David smiles broadly> I like Akhiro’s idea better. There’s more fucking involved.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> That does *not* surprise me at all.
Boys: 
<David smiles> Hey.. my woman’s *hot*. <gets dressed> I’ll see you guys after.. everything. <heads backstage and goes around from there, pushing his way through the crowd to find Taryn>
Boys: 
<Tristan looks at Akhiro> Think we could pull off an after party at the loft without anyone else breaking up?
Boys: 
<Akhiro nods> At this point, I think everyone who was going to break up *has* broken up.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> And if anyone else does we’ll beat them into submission.

Boys: 
<Akhiro laughs, nods to Bree> Exactly.
Boys: 
<Loch nods> I’ll see you guys when you get out there. <Loch ducks under the curtain and jumps off the stage to the cheers of the crowd, makes his way to Saige>
Girls: 
<Bree looks at Ethan, Akhiro, and Tristan>
Boys: 
<Tristan looks around the stage> I feel like this is going to be a very important night to us in the long run.
Girls: 
<Bree nods> Like something big’s about to happen?
Boys: 
<Tristan looks at Bree> Exactly.
Boys: 
<Ethan shake his head> A cock ring? Really?
Girls: 
<Bree laughs>
Boys: 
<Akhiro and Tristan laugh too>
Girls: 
<Bree looks at Ethan> *What* are you talking about?
Boys: 
<Ethan looks at Bree> Loch. “My girl bought me a cock ring”. How do we *not* get arrested for shit like *that*?
Boys: 
<Akhiro smiles> Because he didn’t show anyone if he was wearing it or not.
Boys: 
<Ethan smiles> Only because no one asked.
Boys: 
<Tristan laughs> Thank god for small miracles.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> Oh shit.. I’m totally gonna ask.
Boys: 
<Ethan laughs> And how much do you want to bet, tomorrow Loch has new pillows?
Girls: 
<Bree nods> Totally. Hell.. *I* would. true or not.
Boys: 
<Tristan shakes his head> And he’ll stuff them with her panties.
Boys: 
<Ethan laughs> And the bra I left on his pillow the night he and Sang broke up.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> Yes he will.. one can only hope they’re clean.
Boys: 
<the boys look at Bree, Ethan smiles> And on that note, I’m going to go find Sang so she knows I didn’t forget her. <Ethan follows Loch’s exit strategy>
Boys: 
<Tristan watches him go, grins> Speaking of “unclean panties”.
Boys: 
<Akhiro laughs>
Girls: 
<Bree looks at Tristan> Oh.. eww.
Boys: 
<Tristan smiles at Bree> *You* brought them up.
Girls: 
<Bree laughs> At least none of *them* got thrown up there.
Boys: 
<Tristan laughs> We don’t know that. <smiles> We haven’t gone through them yet.
Boys: 
<Akhiro laughs again> Oh, fuck that.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> I’m a girl.. I know.
Girls: 
<Bree looks at them pointedly>
Boys: 
<Tristan smiles> And you don’t think the girls that flash their tits don’t care if they throw the panties they’re wearing on the stage?
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> Oh.. I was talking specifically about sex panties.
Boys: 
<Akhiro and Tristan looks at her very interestedly, Tristan> What are these “sex panties” we speak of and why have we not heard of them?
Girls: 
<Bree looks at him> And how come *men* never throw their boxer briefs up there?
Girls: 
<Bree sighs> Really? Sex panties are the ones you wear after fucking..
Boys: 
<Akhiro laughs> That’s easy. There’s nothing sexy about boxer briefs. And we don’t play at gay bars.
Boys: 
<Tristan arches a brow> Explain *that* now. You wear different panties after fucking?
Boys: 
<Tristan smiles> Please don’t make me ask my sister.
Girls: 
<Bree shakes her head blushing furiously> if you can’t get to a shower…or bathroom to clean up.. no they’re usually whatever you’re wearing at the time.. and for the record.. I think boxer briefs are sexy.
Boys: 
<Tristan smiles broadly> *You’re* blushing? Seriously?
Boys: 
<Akhiro smiles> Aaaaw. That’s sweet.
Girls: 
<Bree looks at them, shakes her head> Fuck you both.. <smiles> You want to know.. they’re the panties that your stuff’s dripped into after we get up.
Boys: 
<Akhiro smiles again> The ones we usually *want* you to wear so you can’t stop thinking about us and what we did with you.
Boys: 
<Tristan grins> It’s horrible but true. *So* true.
Girls: 
<Bree looks at Akhiro> Seriously?
Boys: 
<Akhiro arches a brow> You don’t know this about men? *Totally*. We have a completely different.. attitude.. toward “unclean panties” then women do.
Boys: 
<Tristan nods> Yes, we do. We spend every waking thought thinking about getting between a woman’s thighs. Think about that.
Girls: 
<Bree nods> I guess so.. but you don’t want to get Sage’s thrown at you do you.. I mean like after…Loch’s been there and done that?>
Girls: 
<Bree looks at Tristan> That I knew.
Boys: 
<Akhiro laughs> That’s not what we’re talking about though. We’re not talking about women’s panties after she’s fucked.
Boys: 
<Tristan smiles wickedly> The ones she’s wearing when she gets wet for *us*. No fucking required.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> Oh.. okay. <frowns> I’m not sure that’s better but.. it is compared to the other.
Boys: 
<Akhiro sighs> Because there’s no polite way to say this.. it’s not the.. texture. It’s the *smell* that turns us on.
Boys: 
<Tristan nods> Most guys *like* going down there. Loch likes it a lot. <looks at Akhiro> So why Sang said she had to dye it blue to *get* him there, I don’t know.
Girls: 
<Bree looks at Akhiro> I get it.. so what do you guys do sit around and *smell* all the panties that are tossed your way.
Boys: 
<Akhiro nods to Tristan> It was also one of her more.. fucked up.. statements, too, I think. From a certain perspective it was kind of shitty, actually. <looks at Bree, laughs> Babe.. the panties phenomenon got old after the first few shows.
Boys: 
<Tristan smiles at Bree> Though.. it wasn’t so old when Nikki did it because they *were* clean and she actually put her number on them which most girls don’t think to do.
Boys: 
<Tristan laughs> Hell.. I *still* have them and they *are* hanging from my rearview.
Girls: 
<Bree looks at them> Look, I didn’t want to say this.. but I think a big part of her problem was she didn’t trust him anymore and didn’t *want* to do the breaking up, she didn’t want to hurt him. <Bree smiles> In the pedovan. I’ve seen them.
Boys: 
<Tristan nods>
Boys: 
<Akhiro shakes his head> So..instead of breaking up with him, she dragged it out, put him through all that bullshit trying to earn her trust and then took the coward’s way out. <looks at her> I love Sang, but that’s.. I wouldn’t expect that from her. And telling everyone while he’s sitting there.. and this was a couple of weeks ago.. “I dyed it that color because it’s Loch’s favorite and I had to do something to get him down there” or something very close to that was the equivalent of bitching about the sex. Right in front of him, no less. That’s.. not cool no matter what.
Boys: 
<Tristan frowns> And Loch totally ignored it.
Boys: 
<Akhiro nods> We all did.
Girls: 
<Bree nods> It’s not cool.. that shit never is.
Girls: 
<Bree shrugs> You want to talk about that you talk about it in private where his man card is safe.
Boys: 
<Tristan sighs> Exactly. Except anyone who *knows* Loch or has gone out with him *knows* he doesn’t have a problem doing that. <shakes his head> I don’t understand why she bothered getting back together with him in the first place. <looks at Bree> He was trying but she wouldn’t have anything to do with it. Then at our party, she goes after Saige and punches her because she thought she was going after Loch or Akhiro or something. Knocked her right on her ass and then proceeded to inform her Loch was hers. *Loch* didn’t even know it at that point.
Boys: 
<Akhiro looks at Tristan> It *was* kind of shocking to everyone that she claimed him like that. Maybe that’s been his problem. He was shocked by it and just never quite got out of that state.
Girls: 
<Bree shakes her head> I wasn’t there so I can’t say anything about it. Maybe. But he seems happy *now*.
Boys: 
<Akhiro looks at Bree> Wouldn’t you be? Of everything Saige has ever done.. Brennan was right. Saige has *always* had Loch’s back no matter what he’s done or said. *She’s* always been his biggest fan and most reliable friend. And *she*, no matter what else *she’s* done, I can promise you would *never* threaten his man card.
Boys: 
<Tristan nods> I don’t think I’ve ever heard or seen her fuck with *anyone’s* man card. Not someone she knew and gave a shit about anyway.
Girls: 
<Bree nods> Yeah.. and considering they’d been fucking and hiding it for a while…I’m thinkin’ he was probably happy with her to begin with and possibly *Sang* was his rebound?
Boys: 
<Tristan shakes his head> I think he loved Sang and didn’t *mean* to hurt her like that. I mean, Loch can be an ass but he’s not cruel, yanno? And I think when everything went to shit, he either got caught up trying to make things right with Sang *because* he’s not a cruel bastard or he thought things wouldn’t work out with Saige. Either because he thought she was pissed at *him*, didn’t really care either way or the public opinion just wouldn’t let it happen.
Boys: 
<Akhiro looks at them> I think he thought he was *supposed* to be with Sang.
Girls: 
<Bree shakes her head> And she thought she was supposed to be with him. Which I think explains her sudden bout of he’s mine.
Boys: 
<Akhiro nods, looks at Bree> Have you ever gone out with someone who everyone thought was so perfect and perfect for you that if you broke up with them, even if you weren’t happy, they’d all turn their backs on you? I think on some level he thought if they broke up, he’d lose all his friends. And by making things right with her, he was also making things right with his friends.
Girls: 
<Bree looks at them, nods> I have. And the problem with that is you both end up miserable and doing things you wouldn’t normally do.
Boys: 
<Tristan nods> I can see it. She’s so popular and everyone loves her so much that when he and Saige *did* get caught, everyone acted like they were the ones he and Saige had betrayed.
Boys: 
<Akhiro nods> And they were especially shitty towards Saige because she was the other woman slash friend. And Loch’s a guy, guy’s are all assholes, no one was *that* surprised *he* did it but at the same time he *was* trying to fix it.
Girls: 
<Bree nods> I’ve seen it. Everyone thinks the sun rises and sets in Sangria.
Girls: 
<Bree nods> Seen that one too. From both sides.
Boys: 
<Tristan nods to both of them> I love the hell out of my sister. She’s probably my best friend. But I know her well enough to know she’s *not* perfect. And usually, I’m the only one and I’m the only one who tells her she’s not being perfect. But even *I* have a hard time doing it.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> From what I hear Brennan didn’t have a problem telling her last night though.
Boys: 
<Akhiro nods, looks at Tristan> You didn’t see her with Brennan. She stood up like she was going to challenge him or something, got shitty with him, telling him to back the fuck off then when he didn’t, she looked like she was going to cry. If *any* one of the rest of us had been him.. we would’ve caved right that second. I don’t know how he didn’t.
Boys: 
<Tristan smiles> Because Brennan had reached his drama limit. He does that.
Boys: 
<Tristan shrugs> Brennan’s the guy that won’t say anything until he can’t stand it anymore. And if he has to say it.. he’s going to say it *all* and he’s not going to cave *because* he had to say it in the first place.
Boys: 
<Akhiro looks at Bree> And no one wants to be the asshole that hurts or pisses off Sang. It’s social suicide.
Boys: 
<Tristan nods> Exactly. And that’s exactly what happened to Saige when she got caught with Loch. Social suicide.
Boys: 
<Akhiro nods> And that alone would’ve been enough to start her off fucking everyone that would give her the time of day.
Girls: 
<Bree looks at Tristan> I think what he said hit home for her though .. I saw her during some of those songs Loch was singin’. At one point I think she even said something to Loch.
Boys: 
<Tristan looks at her> Babe.. you see what it’s like on stage. That’s the most retarded time to try and give one of us a message.
Girls: 
<Breanna nods> I know.. and I’m not sayin’ it wasn’t. I’m saying I think she’s thinkin’ about the things that were said to her.
Boys: 
<Tristan nods> I’m just saying it’s probable he didn’t even see it. It’s a bitch to see past those lights.
Girls: 
<Bree looks at them> So in order to not commit social suicide we have to walk on eggshells around Sang.. fuck that.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> Hell she pisses off Samuel enough and *he’ll* give her hell.
Boys: 
<Tristan and Akhiro nod, Akhiro> More or less. And it’s not her fault. It’s just how things are. For one thing, she’s the party line. If something’s going on, she’s the one that knows. If she’s not talking to you, you have to hope you can get the information third or fourth hand. *But*.. if she’s pissed off at you, chances are the rest of us are too and who’s going to tell you then? And we get pissed off when Sang gets hurt just like Brennan said. I mean, he wasn’t *just* calling her out.. he was calling out *every* one of us and basically asking us what the fuck was up with that?
Girls: 
<Bree nods> And now that you know you do it.. Stop doing it. Stop treating her like she’s perfect and she’ll stop acting like she is.
Boys: 
<Akhiro nods> And Loch drove *that* home, I think with “Everybody’s Wrong”.
Boys: 
<Tristan smiles> That song was epic. Who hasn’t been in *that* situation?
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> It’s a great tune. And I think he did. <shrugs> If people start calling her out when she’s doing something like randomly snatching men’s man card.. eventually she’ll learn to think before she acts. <shrugs> I’m not saying go after her for shit that’s in the past but for stuff that happens in the present.
Boys: 
<Akhiro looks at them> I’ll tell you what was epic and not necessarily in a good way.. and I hate saying this, but.. tonight was the first show in *months* that hasn’t been all about Sang when Loch was performing. And I think that’s part of what made it so good. But I’d imagine reality must have *really* hit home tonight when she wasn’t the center of it like she has been.
Boys: 
<Tristan nods> I can imagine. He’s been signing *to* her for months. Tonight, he was singing *about* her and not in the most flattering of lights.
Girls: 
<Bree nods> Probably. <smiles> What would be epic.. is if she realized it *and* had fun in spite of it.
Boys: 
<Akhiro looks at her> If she realized it and had fun anyway, then she didn’t really get the message, did she?
Boys: 
<Tristan nods> At least not the one he wanted her *and* everyone else to get.
Girls: 
<Bree nods> Oh I’m thinkin’ she would have.. but I’m also thinkin’ if she still had fun then we are incredible entertainers.
Boys: 
<Tristan smiles> We already know that.
Girls: 
<Bree shrugs> You’d have to be an idiot to miss that message.
Boys: 
<Akhiro shakes his head> And I think tonight proved Loch *is* better off without her.
Boys: 
<Akhiro looks at Tristan> And I hate saying that, too, but it’s true.
Boys: 
<Tristan smiles> Tonight, Loch not only took back his man card but gold plated it.
Girls: 
<Bree nods> I think you’re both right and if you’d seen Loch and Saige last weekend..
Girls: 
<Bree grins> Oh.. his man card is platinum.
Boys: 
<Tristan looks at Bree> What about Loch and Saige last weekend?
Boys: 
<Akhiro looks at her> I did see them last weekend.
Girls: 
<Bree looks at him> They were tight and not gonna take shit from anyone.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> That’s right.. how’d *your* date go.
Boys: 
<Tristan shakes his head> And for him to take back his man card, he had to realize he’d lost it. And I’d bet money it was *Saige* who showed him. <smiles at Bree> Well enough we’re doing it again tomorrow night only this time *she’s* cooking.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> Cool.. <looks at Akhiro> And yours?
Boys: 
<Akhiro smiles> Well enough that when I *do* take her out somewhere like that to propose, she’ll never see it coming.
Boys: 
<Akhiro shrugs> And I’m going to ensure that by taking her somewhere like that once a week.
Girls: 
<Bree laughs> Cool.. so.. either of you want in on the pot?
Boys: 
<Akhiro arches a brow> The pot?
Girls: 
<Bree nods> Yeah.. Heather started a betting pool.. how long it takes Ren to cave and ask Sang for her credit cards back or give up on it all together.
Boys: 
<Akhiro laughs> Oh, we’re in.
Boys: 
<Tristan smiles> Akhiro’s buying the house. When she caves, and she *will* cave, he’ll give her the keys.
Girls: 
<Bree laughs> Oh that’s great.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> So since Heather went home I’ve got control of it.. how long?
Boys: 
<Akhiro smiles> I love Ren. You have no idea how much. And I know she doesn’t belong where she is. So, when she does cave, I won’t say a fucking word other than “oh thank god, it was killing me that you were living like that” as I hand her the keys.
Boys: 
<Tristan laughs> Oh, god. A week?
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> Okay.. Sang said week and a half.
Boys: 
<Akhiro smiles again> I give her til the next time she wants to pay for everyone’s night out. Barring that, the first credit card bill.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> When do <blinks> Oh god.. and she has Girls night on one. .and dinner alone was a *fortune*.
Boys: 
<Akhiro nods> I’m sure. She has expensive tastes. And we spend several thousand a month on entertainment alone.
Boys: 
<Tristan nods> And that’s just drinks at the bar and eating at the diner.
Girls: 
<Bree blinks> Jesus..
Boys: 
<Akhiro nods> That and alcohol for the parties.
Boys: 
<Akhiro smiles> We have a lot of friends and they *don’t* have as much money as we do. Why should they have to stretch what they do have or do without when we’ve got plenty to go around?
Boys: 
<Akhiro shrugs> It’s not a good time if they have to worry about paying their rent.
Boys: 
<Tristan nods> Or they have to choose between going out with their friends and eating.
Boys: 
<Akhiro nods> Exactly.
Girls: 
<Bree shakes her head> Been there. I spent many a month eating nothing but Ramen or Peanut butter and crackers.
Boys: 
<Akhiro nods> Then you know what I mean. And I’m not going to sit by when I have what I do and watch my friends have to do that.
Girls: 
<Bree nods> I can understand it. I just can’t imagine having that kind of money to burn.. you know?
Boys: 
<Akhiro shrugs> My parents were very focused on making money and never got to enjoy it. It caused them more stress than happiness. I refuse to be that way. That said, I *do* keep my business and my personal shit separate.
Boys: 
<Tristan smiles> Akhiro’s family was white, too. He was adopted.
Girls: 
<Bree nods> I can understand that too. But I can tell you .. I’ve lived in the one room apartments like she’s got and she’s gonna go apeshit in it. Especially once the bugs come out.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> SO it *is* a race thing.
Boys: 
<Akhiro smiles> Yes. Yes, it is. Did you see her bedroom at the house? Her *bed* doesn’t even *fit* in the bedroom she’s got now, let alone everything else.
Boys: 
<Tristan nods> And she doesn’t have the hot tub. And she doesn’t have room for her epic parties.
Girls: 
<Bree nods> I saw it. I could live on that bed. it’s so *big*. <smiles> Her bed is bigger than my first apartment.
Boys: 
<Akhiro smiles> So *she* won’t fit in the bed she’s got *now*. Because she’s not used to having so little room. <looks at Tristan> And I’m sure it’s not helping that I keep insisting we stay at the loft when we spend the night together.
Girls: 
<Bree shrugs> I admire her for wanting to try it.. but *why*?
Boys: 
<Akhiro looks at her> Fuck if I know. None of us can figure it out. But I think it’s because her father scared her with that bullshit and got her worrying that if something *did* happen, she’d be fucked. As if I’d let that happen.
Boys: 
<Tristan smiles> She’s trying to be independent. Grow up, that kind of thing.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> Pfft. that’s bull shit. She was already grown up it didn’t work for her.
Boys: 
<Akhiro nods, looks at Bree> And she can have her little experiment, god love her, and I’ll be proud even if she only makes it a week and then I’ll put her right back in the house she deserves and *should* be in.
Girls: 
<Bree looks at Akhiro> Okay this might be none of my business. But if she wants to see what would happen if her world fell apart and you’d rescue her if it did.. Why aren’t you rescuing her now?
Girls: 
<Bree frowns> Did that make any sense?
Boys: 
<Akhiro nods> It does, but whatever it is she’s doing, obviously it’s something she feels she *needs* to do. And I’m not going to stop her from doing what she *needs* even if I don’t particularly want my wife being all independent and shit. Then again, if something happened to me, I don’t want her to be crippled *because* I’m not there to rescue her, you know?
Girls: 
<Bree nods> I do.. but she’s not going to be crippled because she’s able to run a business successfully. That counts for something. <Shrugs> And does she really need to do it? I mean her money is hers so what’s gonna happen? It’s not like someone’s gonna come in and snatch it from her.
Boys: 
<Akhiro looks at her> I don’t know, Bree. I just know if I rescue her *now*, she’s going to see that as a statement that I don’t think she’s capable and that I don’t have any faith in her. And that’s the last thing I want her to think.
Girls: 
<Bree nods> All right.. I guess because I came from that.. I can’t imagine anyone doing voluntarily.
Boys: 
<Akhiro shrugs> And I think maybe she needs to do it for peace of mind, because her father *did* essentially walk in and snatch everything away from her.

Girls: 
<Bree nods> I can understand that.. I just can’t help but wonder though how she’s going to feel if she doesn’t make it.
Boys: 
<Akhiro looks at her> *When* she doesn’t make it, I’m going to tell her that she didn’t make it because she *knew* she didn’t *have* to. Because she knew this was just a simulation and if something happened where she really *did* have to make it, she would. Because I believe that.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> You are a *very* diplomatic person, and she’s lucky to have you.
Boys: 
<Akhiro smiles> I’m not being diplomatic. I truly believe that shit. Because she *does* know when she gets tired of it, all she has to do is ask for her cards back. So where’s the realism in knowing that? She can’t “forget” it or pretend she doesn’t know it.
Boys: 
<Akhiro shrugs> And I think she’s stronger than she realizes.
Girls: 
<Bree nods> Still a lot of people wouldn’t see that.
Boys: 
<Akhiro smiles> I’m Asian. We’re notorious for our attention to detail.
Girls: 
<Bree laughs> That’s such a stereotype.
Boys: 
<Akhiro laughs>
Boys: 
<Tristan smiles> Oh, you should’ve been there for the “small cock” stereotype discussion.
Girls: 
<Bree arches her brow, smiles wickedly> Oh that’s right..
Boys: 
<Akhiro smiles at Tristan> She should’ve been there when I was getting pissed off because I couldn’t read the fucking Chinese directions to one of Ren’s more complicated sex toys. <looks at Bree> I’m Asian. I should *know* how to put together an Asian sex toy. Seriously. Or at least be able to read the directions.
Boys: 
<Tristan smiles at Bree> Just be glad you didn’t get here before he and Ren got together. He had to hug every girl we know and he couldn’t do it without groping their asses.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> Babe.. you’re Asian American. <shrugs> Just because your eyes slant doesn’t mean you automatically know all things Japanese.
Girls: 
<Bree grins> Damn.
Boys: 
<Akhiro arches a brow> Fuck you and your logic.
Boys: 
<Akhiro smiles> And who the fuck’s limiting me to Japanese? I should know all things *Asian*. Regardless of continent.
Girls: 
<Bree laughs> All right.. doesn’t mean you can read those funny little characters that all look like houses.
Boys: 
<Akhiro laughs> Kanji. And speaking of which.. I don’t need to read the Kanji on the wall to know that we have people waiting for us.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> I did a Kanji Tattoo on a girl back in the falls.. it was supposed to say Rose.. but the one she brought me *wasn’t* that. <grins> It said slut instead. and the only reason I know is because I looked it up and she wouldn’t let me change it.
Boys: 
<Tristan grins> Heather?
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> No. Hers are all tribal. One of the strippers.

Boys: 
<Tristan nods, smiles> You guys realize that basically, tonight we celebrated cheaters.
Boys: 
<Akhiro laughs, nods> Yes. And while I’m surprised Loch actually pulled it off, I also know that he’s probably the only one that could.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> Which is kinda bad ass in its own twisted way.
Boys: 
<Tristan laughs> Are you kidding? <smiles> It’s *totally* bad ass.
Girls: 
<Bree laughs> All right it’s totally bad ass.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> However, I’m thinkin’ if we don’t get out there your girls are gonna take up with Samuel and we’ll have to be our own little threesome.
Boys: 
<Akhiro smiles> “If lovin’ you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right”?
Boys: 
<Tristan nods to Akhiro> Exactly. <smiles at Bree> Which would only be bad insofar as our girls taking up with Samuel.
Girls: 
<Bree laughs> I see how it is…
Boys: 
<Akhiro smiles at Bree> That we’re all about a threesome with you, we just don’t want our women getting one, too? <nods solemnly> Yes. It’s totally unfair about that and we’re okay with it.
Girls: 
<Bree grins> Oh I know.. I’m fairly certain that all three of us would end up dead.
Boys: 
<Akhiro laughs> Probably.
Boys: 
<Tristan nods> So let’s get out there before that happens.
Girls: 
<Bree smiles> Out the back or off the front?
Boys: 
<Akhiro smiles> And let Loch show us up?
Girls: 
<Bree laughs again> Never.
Boys: 
<the boys grab Bree and head off the front of the stage with her>

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Posted April 27, 2012 by The Universe in category "Fiction", "Solitude